Sunday, May 18, 2014

How to kill Hitler? - Instructions hm..

How to kill Hitler? - Instructions

Material required: Functional time machine, fully loaded gun (filled with more than one cartridge in case you miss the first shot), a sandwich
Time necessary: approximately 20 minutes

1.) Obtain a functional time machine from your scientist friend.


2.) Enter the time machine and set the date back to the 10th May, 1933. The place you want to go back to is Berlin, Germany. The setting will be the place where Hitler gave a speech. 
 

  Don’t forget to bring a fully loaded gun and a sandwich with you.  



3.) Wait until you find yourself in Berlin. In the meantime, eat your sandwich to boost up your energy.

4.) When the time machine stops, open the door and step out.

5.) As soon as you step out, station yourself amongst the crowd in front on the stage.
Here’s a tip: Get in the first row to get a good view on the stage.

6.) While Hitler gives his speech, be fully attentive. When he pauses to take a breath, take your gun out quickly.

7.) Point your gun properly so that you aim for Hitler’s heart or head.
Here’s a hint: Don’t aim for his leg or hand! A shot in these regions of the body might not kill him immediately.  

8.) Pull the trigger.
Be aware of the recoil when you shoot.


9.) If you hit him, run as fast as you can back to your time machine.
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10.) Set the date again to the 14th May, 2014, as quickly as possible.

http://m8.i.pbase.com/o1/53/623853/1/139321088.8Hbpfoym.42665ninja_e0yl7u.gifGood luck with your mission!

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